I am CACKLING da-jie is a police inspector apparently but has also been studying overseas AND randomly has identical twin undercut bodyguards in suits who follow her around?? ICONICpic.twitter.com/bpYapfmUZP
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(sidebar if there isn't fanfic about da-jie boning her hot twin bodyguards then I will be Very Disappointed with the internet)
SCI Mystery, ep7: Bai Yutong escalates his attempts to get Zhan Yao to notice him in a sexy way, this time by using a punching bag, behind him, in an office, while wearing a too-tight collared white shirt and pants.pic.twitter.com/481yamibUw
I am YELLING Yutong made Zhan Yao answer his phone for him bc he didn't want to talk to his mother, who insists on them coming home for dinner bc the useless twink policemen they cussed out last episode is his cousin apparently?? and he didn't know??
twinky cousin is Nervous because Yutong & Zhan Yao are doing a Family Drama and also Yutong confiscated his gun, so now Zhan Yao has to play therapist while he perches on a table for some reasonpic.twitter.com/vNJIfNAmAO
y'know, for a BL adaptation, this episode is really going out of its way to show us a lot of semi-naked, imperiled ladyflesh, so like... I guess the target audience is both lesbians AND bisexualspic.twitter.com/efQD7DCJZi
oh my god I'm WHEEZING they've raised Zhan Yao up on a fucking forklift to psychologise this guy through the window AND THIS IS HIS OPENING, UBER-TALENTED PSYCH GAMBIT IM-pic.twitter.com/RekCNzO0dv
Zhan Yao: I drugged your mom, actually This Fuckin Dude: ????
Local Twink Has Survival Instincts Of Concussed Gosling, Reaches Into Fashionable Handbag To Find Snacks For Random Dude Who Is Actually A Serial Murdererpic.twitter.com/MMnVtmFwOF
idk why but Bai Chi and his special handbag are SENDING mepic.twitter.com/RFM8n7LLHI
he just!! reached in!! and pulled out a single, tiny, individually wrapped chocolate!! BLESS THIS USELESS TWINK
SCI Mystery, ep8: split personalities are depicted as Brain Magic (bad), some baby dolls are shot (questionable) and the ambient homoerotic tension continues to rise (excellent).
Da-jie, I appreciate that you've stopped stalking Gongsun, but Stalking Him In The First Place Was Super Bad And Perhaps You, A Police Officer, Could Acknowledge This??
I cannot stress enough how ridiculous the psychology in this show is.
Literally the argument being made right now is that the two schools in psychology are symbiosis and parasitism. So like. Hmm. HMM.
SCI Mystery, ep9: and we are STRAIGHT into Evil Psychology Hours, wherein Ma Han, apparently undercover at a gun range with doll babies as the targets, has an Evil Psychologist try to make her develop an Evil Split Personality.pic.twitter.com/TYXLaaZlgv
POV: your gay work dads aren't mad, they're just disappointedpic.twitter.com/kElsmfV457
love to have the manifestation of my evil-psychologist-induced evil split personality whisper sweet nothings to me while I sit on the gun range, surrounded by creepy doll babies as I pour ammo out of my handpic.twitter.com/9MUz0H0znP
back watching SCI Mystery and da-jie is stalking gongsun again, GODDAMIT DA-JIE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
gongsun preparing to yeet himself away from interrupting Stalker Midriffpic.twitter.com/SR8uUYsve4
show, I do not Care that gongsun’s current ladyfriend is bound to turn out to be evil, Stalking Is Still Bad!! Even if a sexy lady is doing it to a dude!!
every ringtone in this show is like being slapped in the ears with pure 2003
cannot tell if nonsense explanation for da-jie’s paranoid behaviour or very bad english subtitling. suspect it may be both.pic.twitter.com/JQFVhebygK
I think the jist of the Why My Sister Is Like That talk that Bai Yutong just gave Gongsun was “sorry that she’s got mental issues because of literal brain trauma, I know she’s difficult but please try to tolerate it to help her recover” which is… fine. But stalking is still bad!
WELP, Yutong immediately ruins this by lying to his drunk sister about Gongsun actually liking her and now she’s gone to drape herself over his car bonnet outside his work after four bottles of wine. 


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