SCI Mystery, ep4: Bai Yutong's da-jie faints because of an evil painting tied her past trauma and agrees to let Zhan Yao hypnotise her about it.
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SCI Mystery, ep6: Zhan Yao is attending a psychology lecture where the lecturer is positing that multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia don't really exist, which is a pretty representative take on how this show views psychology and brain stuff, frankly.
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so in addition to being a police inspector, da-jie like... runs a famous entertainment company or something?? which is why she could give her baby brother a lambo?? and now he and Zhan Yao are at a fancy party she's throwing looking like Thispic.twitter.com/9mhFfxyKvG
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(sidebar if there isn't fanfic about da-jie boning her hot twin bodyguards then I will be Very Disappointed with the internet)
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SCI Mystery, ep7: Bai Yutong escalates his attempts to get Zhan Yao to notice him in a sexy way, this time by using a punching bag, behind him, in an office, while wearing a too-tight collared white shirt and pants.pic.twitter.com/481yamibUw
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I am YELLING Yutong made Zhan Yao answer his phone for him bc he didn't want to talk to his mother, who insists on them coming home for dinner bc the useless twink policemen they cussed out last episode is his cousin apparently?? and he didn't know??
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twinky cousin is Nervous because Yutong & Zhan Yao are doing a Family Drama and also Yutong confiscated his gun, so now Zhan Yao has to play therapist while he perches on a table for some reasonpic.twitter.com/vNJIfNAmAO
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y'know, for a BL adaptation, this episode is really going out of its way to show us a lot of semi-naked, imperiled ladyflesh, so like... I guess the target audience is both lesbians AND bisexualspic.twitter.com/efQD7DCJZi
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oh my god I'm WHEEZING they've raised Zhan Yao up on a fucking forklift to psychologise this guy through the window AND THIS IS HIS OPENING, UBER-TALENTED PSYCH GAMBIT IM-pic.twitter.com/RekCNzO0dv
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Zhan Yao: I drugged your mom, actually This Fuckin Dude: ????
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Local Twink Has Survival Instincts Of Concussed Gosling, Reaches Into Fashionable Handbag To Find Snacks For Random Dude Who Is Actually A Serial Murdererpic.twitter.com/MMnVtmFwOF
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idk why but Bai Chi and his special handbag are SENDING mepic.twitter.com/RFM8n7LLHI
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he just!! reached in!! and pulled out a single, tiny, individually wrapped chocolate!! BLESS THIS USELESS TWINK
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SCI Mystery, ep8: split personalities are depicted as Brain Magic (bad), some baby dolls are shot (questionable) and the ambient homoerotic tension continues to rise (excellent).
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Da-jie, I appreciate that you've stopped stalking Gongsun, but Stalking Him In The First Place Was Super Bad And Perhaps You, A Police Officer, Could Acknowledge This??
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I cannot stress enough how ridiculous the psychology in this show is.
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Literally the argument being made right now is that the two schools in psychology are symbiosis and parasitism. So like. Hmm. HMM.
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SCI Mystery, ep9: and we are STRAIGHT into Evil Psychology Hours, wherein Ma Han, apparently undercover at a gun range with doll babies as the targets, has an Evil Psychologist try to make her develop an Evil Split Personality.pic.twitter.com/TYXLaaZlgv
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POV: your gay work dads aren't mad, they're just disappointedpic.twitter.com/kElsmfV457
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love to have the manifestation of my evil-psychologist-induced evil split personality whisper sweet nothings to me while I sit on the gun range, surrounded by creepy doll babies as I pour ammo out of my handpic.twitter.com/9MUz0H0znP
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back watching SCI Mystery and da-jie is stalking gongsun again, GODDAMIT DA-JIE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
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gongsun preparing to yeet himself away from interrupting Stalker Midriffpic.twitter.com/SR8uUYsve4
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show, I do not Care that gongsun’s current ladyfriend is bound to turn out to be evil, Stalking Is Still Bad!! Even if a sexy lady is doing it to a dude!!
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two brooos, lying on a beeeach, doin' mouth-to-mouth 'cos they're both gay and it's the closest you can get to an on-screen kiss with chinese censorship of BL content