I’m sorry it is EPISODE TWO and they’re eating dinner at home together like this, I CANNOTpic.twitter.com/Kf6JLSir1F
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SCI Mystery, ep4: Bai Yutong's da-jie faints because of an evil painting tied her past trauma and agrees to let Zhan Yao hypnotise her about it.
ok so da-jie is helping Hot Doctor with his stalker, who of course is the overly-eager girl with buckteeth that he works with (boooo ugly lonely girl = psycho trope), and is now watching said stalker cart him away in a wheelie bin, a scene that must be gif'd for Internet Purposes
elsewhere, Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao are engaged in some Domestic Bullshitpic.twitter.com/0d7faYlIyY
I am CACKLING da-jie is a police inspector apparently but has also been studying overseas AND randomly has identical twin undercut bodyguards in suits who follow her around?? ICONICpic.twitter.com/bpYapfmUZP
SCI Mystery, ep4: the adventures of two gay idiots surrounded by spooky paintings and evil psychologist-hypnotists continue! also, they beat up some guys.
I tell you what, the props budget must've been HUGE in this show with all the scenery getting chewed
SCI Mystery, ep5: Zhan Yao briefly succumbs to the clutches of an Evil Hypnotic Painting, and some CDs are anachronistically plot-relevant.
oooh we're looping back in with the Big Dramatic Scene from episode 1! mouth-to-mouth resuscitation between these two is imminent!pic.twitter.com/8SmsMo1vCe
two brooos, lying on a beeeach, doin' mouth-to-mouth 'cos they're both gay and it's the closest you can get to an on-screen kiss with chinese censorship of BL content
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SCI Mystery, ep6: Zhan Yao is attending a psychology lecture where the lecturer is positing that multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia don't really exist, which is a pretty representative take on how this show views psychology and brain stuff, frankly.
so in addition to being a police inspector, da-jie like... runs a famous entertainment company or something?? which is why she could give her baby brother a lambo?? and now he and Zhan Yao are at a fancy party she's throwing looking like Thispic.twitter.com/9mhFfxyKvG
(sidebar if there isn't fanfic about da-jie boning her hot twin bodyguards then I will be Very Disappointed with the internet)
SCI Mystery, ep7: Bai Yutong escalates his attempts to get Zhan Yao to notice him in a sexy way, this time by using a punching bag, behind him, in an office, while wearing a too-tight collared white shirt and pants.pic.twitter.com/481yamibUw
I am YELLING Yutong made Zhan Yao answer his phone for him bc he didn't want to talk to his mother, who insists on them coming home for dinner bc the useless twink policemen they cussed out last episode is his cousin apparently?? and he didn't know??
twinky cousin is Nervous because Yutong & Zhan Yao are doing a Family Drama and also Yutong confiscated his gun, so now Zhan Yao has to play therapist while he perches on a table for some reasonpic.twitter.com/vNJIfNAmAO
y'know, for a BL adaptation, this episode is really going out of its way to show us a lot of semi-naked, imperiled ladyflesh, so like... I guess the target audience is both lesbians AND bisexualspic.twitter.com/efQD7DCJZi
oh my god I'm WHEEZING they've raised Zhan Yao up on a fucking forklift to psychologise this guy through the window AND THIS IS HIS OPENING, UBER-TALENTED PSYCH GAMBIT IM-pic.twitter.com/RekCNzO0dv
Zhan Yao: I drugged your mom, actually This Fuckin Dude: ????
Local Twink Has Survival Instincts Of Concussed Gosling, Reaches Into Fashionable Handbag To Find Snacks For Random Dude Who Is Actually A Serial Murdererpic.twitter.com/MMnVtmFwOF
idk why but Bai Chi and his special handbag are SENDING mepic.twitter.com/RFM8n7LLHI
he just!! reached in!! and pulled out a single, tiny, individually wrapped chocolate!! BLESS THIS USELESS TWINK
SCI Mystery, ep8: split personalities are depicted as Brain Magic (bad), some baby dolls are shot (questionable) and the ambient homoerotic tension continues to rise (excellent).
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