SCI Mystery, ep1: within the first three minutes, we have a dude wearing a shoulder holster, shirtsleeves, earrings AND a translucent white shirt that gets soaked, a woman with a huge gun and a boob window dress, and angsty mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. This seems promising.
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TFW one of your work-assigned live-in boyfriend’s other coworkers calls you a scoundrel, so you fake a gay kiss expressly to piss him offpic.twitter.com/GEFk2n9qCQ
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I spent way too long trying to get this shot and it was worth itpic.twitter.com/D5oHwcN6ay
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this show is the dumbest gayest gay-tropiest shit and I am embarrassingly here for it
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SCI Mystery, ep3: Bai Yutong is once again asking for Zhan Yao to stop physically endangering himself, and by "asking" I mean "clutching his arm" and by "endangering himself" I mean "stumbling a little after climbing a ladder with his sprained wrist."pic.twitter.com/CuNTJ7zQwK
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SCI Mystery, also ep3: Ma Han wears jorts with matching thigh joots.pic.twitter.com/3mAUoX7f4k
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TFW you're an hour late to pick your scary da-jie (who finances all your expensive lifestyle stuff) up from the airport, so you handcuff yourself to your work-appointed live-in boyfriend so you don't have to face her alonepic.twitter.com/6dyfJaTAue
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SCI Mystery, ep4: Bai Yutong's da-jie faints because of an evil painting tied her past trauma and agrees to let Zhan Yao hypnotise her about it.
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ok so da-jie is helping Hot Doctor with his stalker, who of course is the overly-eager girl with buckteeth that he works with (boooo ugly lonely girl = psycho trope), and is now watching said stalker cart him away in a wheelie bin, a scene that must be gif'd for Internet Purposes
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elsewhere, Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao are engaged in some Domestic Bullshitpic.twitter.com/0d7faYlIyY
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I am CACKLING da-jie is a police inspector apparently but has also been studying overseas AND randomly has identical twin undercut bodyguards in suits who follow her around?? ICONICpic.twitter.com/bpYapfmUZP
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SCI Mystery, ep4: the adventures of two gay idiots surrounded by spooky paintings and evil psychologist-hypnotists continue! also, they beat up some guys.
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I tell you what, the props budget must've been HUGE in this show with all the scenery getting chewed
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SCI Mystery, ep5: Zhan Yao briefly succumbs to the clutches of an Evil Hypnotic Painting, and some CDs are anachronistically plot-relevant.
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oooh we're looping back in with the Big Dramatic Scene from episode 1! mouth-to-mouth resuscitation between these two is imminent!pic.twitter.com/8SmsMo1vCe
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two brooos, lying on a beeeach, doin' mouth-to-mouth 'cos they're both gay and it's the closest you can get to an on-screen kiss with chinese censorship of BL content
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SCI Mystery, ep6: Zhan Yao is attending a psychology lecture where the lecturer is positing that multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia don't really exist, which is a pretty representative take on how this show views psychology and brain stuff, frankly.
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so in addition to being a police inspector, da-jie like... runs a famous entertainment company or something?? which is why she could give her baby brother a lambo?? and now he and Zhan Yao are at a fancy party she's throwing looking like Thispic.twitter.com/9mhFfxyKvG
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(sidebar if there isn't fanfic about da-jie boning her hot twin bodyguards then I will be Very Disappointed with the internet)
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SCI Mystery, ep7: Bai Yutong escalates his attempts to get Zhan Yao to notice him in a sexy way, this time by using a punching bag, behind him, in an office, while wearing a too-tight collared white shirt and pants.pic.twitter.com/481yamibUw
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I am YELLING Yutong made Zhan Yao answer his phone for him bc he didn't want to talk to his mother, who insists on them coming home for dinner bc the useless twink policemen they cussed out last episode is his cousin apparently?? and he didn't know??
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twinky cousin is Nervous because Yutong & Zhan Yao are doing a Family Drama and also Yutong confiscated his gun, so now Zhan Yao has to play therapist while he perches on a table for some reasonpic.twitter.com/vNJIfNAmAO
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