SCI Mystery, ep1: within the first three minutes, we have a dude wearing a shoulder holster, shirtsleeves, earrings AND a translucent white shirt that gets soaked, a woman with a huge gun and a boob window dress, and angsty mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. This seems promising.
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SCI Mystery, also ep2: oh my god their boss just told Bai Yutong that HE HAS TO MOVE INTO ZHAN YAO’S POLICE DORMITORY FOR SAFETY REASONS. [yelling thru my cupped hands] AND THEY WERE ROOMMAAAAAATES
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TFW your dumbass work-assigned soon-to-be-live-in boyfriend doesn't bring his gun to the range to practice, so you've gotta lend him yours even though he's a terrible shotpic.twitter.com/QA8DZuUK5g
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TFW you then STEP IN CLOSE TO TEACH HIM TO SHOOT LEFTHANDEDpic.twitter.com/KoGsmiSwpK
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I’m sorry it is EPISODE TWO and they’re eating dinner at home together like this, I CANNOTpic.twitter.com/Kf6JLSir1F
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TFW one of your work-assigned live-in boyfriend’s other coworkers calls you a scoundrel, so you fake a gay kiss expressly to piss him offpic.twitter.com/GEFk2n9qCQ
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I spent way too long trying to get this shot and it was worth itpic.twitter.com/D5oHwcN6ay
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this show is the dumbest gayest gay-tropiest shit and I am embarrassingly here for it
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SCI Mystery, ep3: Bai Yutong is once again asking for Zhan Yao to stop physically endangering himself, and by "asking" I mean "clutching his arm" and by "endangering himself" I mean "stumbling a little after climbing a ladder with his sprained wrist."pic.twitter.com/CuNTJ7zQwK
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SCI Mystery, also ep3: Ma Han wears jorts with matching thigh joots.pic.twitter.com/3mAUoX7f4k
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TFW you're an hour late to pick your scary da-jie (who finances all your expensive lifestyle stuff) up from the airport, so you handcuff yourself to your work-appointed live-in boyfriend so you don't have to face her alonepic.twitter.com/6dyfJaTAue
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SCI Mystery, ep4: Bai Yutong's da-jie faints because of an evil painting tied her past trauma and agrees to let Zhan Yao hypnotise her about it.
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ok so da-jie is helping Hot Doctor with his stalker, who of course is the overly-eager girl with buckteeth that he works with (boooo ugly lonely girl = psycho trope), and is now watching said stalker cart him away in a wheelie bin, a scene that must be gif'd for Internet Purposes
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elsewhere, Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao are engaged in some Domestic Bullshitpic.twitter.com/0d7faYlIyY
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I am CACKLING da-jie is a police inspector apparently but has also been studying overseas AND randomly has identical twin undercut bodyguards in suits who follow her around?? ICONICpic.twitter.com/bpYapfmUZP
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SCI Mystery, ep4: the adventures of two gay idiots surrounded by spooky paintings and evil psychologist-hypnotists continue! also, they beat up some guys.
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I tell you what, the props budget must've been HUGE in this show with all the scenery getting chewed
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SCI Mystery, ep5: Zhan Yao briefly succumbs to the clutches of an Evil Hypnotic Painting, and some CDs are anachronistically plot-relevant.
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oooh we're looping back in with the Big Dramatic Scene from episode 1! mouth-to-mouth resuscitation between these two is imminent!pic.twitter.com/8SmsMo1vCe
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two brooos, lying on a beeeach, doin' mouth-to-mouth 'cos they're both gay and it's the closest you can get to an on-screen kiss with chinese censorship of BL content
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SCI Mystery, ep6: Zhan Yao is attending a psychology lecture where the lecturer is positing that multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia don't really exist, which is a pretty representative take on how this show views psychology and brain stuff, frankly.
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so in addition to being a police inspector, da-jie like... runs a famous entertainment company or something?? which is why she could give her baby brother a lambo?? and now he and Zhan Yao are at a fancy party she's throwing looking like Thispic.twitter.com/9mhFfxyKvG
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