I can't stop thinking how joining the Siji Manor in Chengling's era must be fucking wild. Like, dude. You heard the stories, right. The current manor lord holds the legacy of like four great sects? Is it five? We're not sure. He's the last disciple of the Longyuan Cabinet.
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They say he killed the Ghost Valley Master with a single blow. They say he was *raised* by the Ghost Valley Master. They say he was trained by a master assassin. They say that immortals watch over him. And then you meet him and he's like the nicest dude. An absolute sweetheart.
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Offers hugs at a drop of a hat. Spends half his days telling stories to children and the other half tinkering on some project. He's a lamb. Like, wtf. And then. Then he unveils his little project and it's the already excessive Siji manor defence system augmented with Longyuan's.
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This thing can apparently level down armies, if any happens to attack the manor, and you wonder, is that likely? Has that happened? Why is that a worry, even? And then he takes over your training and it's fucking brutal. You are aware of bones you didn't know existed.
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And he says it's a starter routine his shifu designed for him when he was fourteen. You barely hear that over the screaming pain of every muscle and sinew. He asks if you've eaten today and offers you a bag of nuts.
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And then. And then. Those two fucking *immortals* come by. The white-haired one calls your master an idiot child and asks if he can even kill chickens yet. The other one is watching the training critically. Tells your master he's been going easy on everyone. Your blood curdles.
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