We just rewatched the original Jurassic Park as a family, and GODDAMN does that movie hold up. Every single beat is perfect, and when I think how appalling the new Jurassic World films were, I just want to walk into the sea. The franchise was ROBBED.
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ANYWAY I could do this for literal hours but the point is, Jurassic Park still kicks ass and the Jurassic World films suck dinosaur nutsack.
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I completely agree with this one even if I don't agree with the whole thread. But I think that was the point. Dinos are such a big part of human culture now and to me, it seemed like commentary on that fact. But yeah. JP is a masterpiece.
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Upon second reading, I think that was the whole point of your tweet and now I feel like a know-it-all asshole. I'm sorry.
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“but it’s okay because JW is actually a metacommentary on the badness of franchise sequels and-“pic.twitter.com/UQtfMnpoKE
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Also JP: Tense, well-timed kills that leave an impact when they happen JW: Lol let’s have the pterosaurs grab a woman and make it the most over-the-top fetishy thing ever
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