We just rewatched the original Jurassic Park as a family, and GODDAMN does that movie hold up. Every single beat is perfect, and when I think how appalling the new Jurassic World films were, I just want to walk into the sea. The franchise was ROBBED.
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JP: Slow, emotional build before introducing the dinosaurs, so that the audience is captivated along with the characters. JW: Here's a bunch of CGI baby dinos with no introduction and no sensawunda, we're gonna pan away from them now bc the park is about Capitalism, Babey.
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ANYWAY I could do this for literal hours but the point is, Jurassic Park still kicks ass and the Jurassic World films suck dinosaur nutsack.
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This bit really gets me in the new movies. They’re not animals; they’re monsters. The one approaching in the tunnel with the dripping lava in the most recent film drove this home. There isn’t a creature anywhere on the planet that’ll get *burnt by lava* and keep chasing you.
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