Woooo, spinny camera over a random corpse! I am afeared!
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“My name is very fucking confused, what’s your name?” oh my god I’m getting secondhand embarrassment from how early noughties edgelord cringe this acting and dialogue are
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What the fuck even is this dialogue? Also I’m putting in an early bet on Dr Lawrence secretly being the evil mastermind or whatever.
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Oh my god Lawrence sounds EXACTLY like an NPC from Return to Zork.
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The longer this goes on, the more it feels like dialogue from the opening of a cheap horror game, where Lawrence is the NPC giving your player character clues on how to explore the room.
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“I’ll start from the beginning” oh yeah this is intro to cutscene dialogue
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who the fuck is this knockoff american cary elwes NPC actor
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is this film meant to be boring as hell? because it’s boring as hell
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oh joy, a flashback within a flashback as we jump POV, godDAMN this is poorly structured
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Half an hour in and I’m stopping (at least for tonight) bc this film is absolute trash and I’m bored shitless.
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Verdict: Saw is trying to be Seven but without the script, the psychology or the acting.
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IM HOWLING YOURE TELLING ME THAT WAS FOR REAL CAREY ELWES? Dhehdhehdhd




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I’ve read the Wikipedia summary rather than subject myself to the rest of it and honestly I think that counts as self-care
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