& without even thinking he picks up the needle & sews the rip closed with a perfect, tight stitch in 5m.
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then wwx realizes what he's done, he's exposed, the jig is up, his ass is out, & he & lwj stare at each other just. unsure where to next take this disaster & wwx thinks "quick, how do i explain to him that i did know how to sew but i wanted a unique & intriguing way to approach--
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him so i thought i'd throw some surprise comforter action on him while also getting him in my room but not to seduce him or anything it'd just be nice & i could ask him out after he showed off his sewing skills that i assumed he would have & i could flatter him abt?"
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since there's no easy way to say all that, wwx does the next best thing & very intelligently says "please date me" & lwj very quickly & intelligently replies "ok" even though he doesn't understand a lick of what's just occurred & you know what? he doesn't need to, no frills king
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by the time lxc is on level 48, his brother & wwx emerge from his room all shy but holding hands & lxc very tactfully asks "so did you...sew?" & lwj mumbles "wei ying did" & lxc is like "...by...himself...?" & lwj nods & lxc doesn't really know what to do so he says "nice"
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Replying to @lanzhanqilai
ok but now I want a secondary AU where lxc has convinced himself that every time lwj says he's doing [innocent activity] with wwx, he means sex, so that when lwj finally says outright that they want private time, lxc naturally assumes it's a joke and they're doing innocent stuff
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this misunderstanding persists for several frustrating weeks wherein lxc keeps cockblocking his brother by showing up when lwj has asked for privacy under the mistaken belief that they have a new humerous mode of Opposite Communication. it's wwx who figures it out eventually -
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Replying to @fozmeadows @lanzhanqilai
- and once he does they decide to run with it but on purpose, to the point where they get mingjue/jc/nhs/someone else in on it, culminating in lxc getting pranked
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oh my god that's no au that's for sure canon fidjfjfk
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lxc: what are you doing today wangji? lwj: feeding rabbits w wei ying lxc:
oh
lxc: what are you doing today wangji?
lwj: having a sex marathon w wei ying
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