his fingers twitch every time lwj stabs, creating little punctures instead of, you know, sewing, & he jerks forward at a particularly ferocious jab & lets a whimper ("no") slip out that gets lwj to stop & look up to which wwx quickly covers w "nnooo way lan zhan you're so good!"
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he's not very convincing though bc lwj instantly deflates & he sets down the needle & softly confesses "i can't sew" AS IF IT'S SOME BIG SECRET AT THIS POINT, YEAH WE KNOW, YOU DINGUS, WE COULD TELL, ACTUALLY
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but wwx, of course, is instantly freaked out bc oh no oh god he made lan zhan unhappy no no no lan zhan should never feel bad abt anything so he blurts out "no you're great it's fine! don't worry abt it! you don't even have to do it i can do it haha"
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& without even thinking he picks up the needle & sews the rip closed with a perfect, tight stitch in 5m.
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then wwx realizes what he's done, he's exposed, the jig is up, his ass is out, & he & lwj stare at each other just. unsure where to next take this disaster & wwx thinks "quick, how do i explain to him that i did know how to sew but i wanted a unique & intriguing way to approach--
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him so i thought i'd throw some surprise comforter action on him while also getting him in my room but not to seduce him or anything it'd just be nice & i could ask him out after he showed off his sewing skills that i assumed he would have & i could flatter him abt?"
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since there's no easy way to say all that, wwx does the next best thing & very intelligently says "please date me" & lwj very quickly & intelligently replies "ok" even though he doesn't understand a lick of what's just occurred & you know what? he doesn't need to, no frills king
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by the time lxc is on level 48, his brother & wwx emerge from his room all shy but holding hands & lxc very tactfully asks "so did you...sew?" & lwj mumbles "wei ying did" & lxc is like "...by...himself...?" & lwj nods & lxc doesn't really know what to do so he says "nice"
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Replying to @lanzhanqilai
ok but now I want a secondary AU where lxc has convinced himself that every time lwj says he's doing [innocent activity] with wwx, he means sex, so that when lwj finally says outright that they want private time, lxc naturally assumes it's a joke and they're doing innocent stuff
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this misunderstanding persists for several frustrating weeks wherein lxc keeps cockblocking his brother by showing up when lwj has asked for privacy under the mistaken belief that they have a new humerous mode of Opposite Communication. it's wwx who figures it out eventually -
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- and once he does they decide to run with it but on purpose, to the point where they get mingjue/jc/nhs/someone else in on it, culminating in lxc getting pranked
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oh my god that's no au that's for sure canon fidjfjfk
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lxc: what are you doing today wangji? lwj: feeding rabbits w wei ying lxc:
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lxc: what are you doing today wangji?
lwj: having a sex marathon w wei ying
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