Guys. I’m so tired. The Florida Virtual Curriculum is always bad but today it is TESTING ME. A thread:
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We proceed to the next part of the quiz, where we have yet ANOTHER pointlessly anodyne story. You guys, I am a grown-ass professional writer and even I could not guess which of these was going to be the “central message,” but my 8yo got it right at least. But like -pic.twitter.com/173Xegburu
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- once again, this paragraph is so goddamn anodyne that YOU CANNOT CLAIM THAT IT HAS A CENTRAL MESSAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE. THIS IS A FUCKING ANECDOTE, NOT A STORY!! It doesn’t have a “message” because it’s not trying to teach you anything!! I HATE IT HERE YOU GUYS IM
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And THEN we get to THIS, where “been” apparently doesn’t have a long e sound?? BOTH THESE ANSWERS ARE CORRECT, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, WHO WROTE THISpic.twitter.com/W7xPLMEhJM
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And after all this, the 8yo is expected to answer a suitably incoherent question: “what is your favorite subject are in school and why.” Lay me to rest. I am DONE.pic.twitter.com/2TggnQFCAh
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