I HAVE BEEN ENABLED, PREPARE FOR A GAY HOCKEY THREADhttps://twitter.com/fozmeadows/status/1352872943617884160 …
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The Pittsburgh Penguins - gay, but in a very jock 4 jock, masc 4 masc way. Sidney Crosby's ancient sacred jockstrap is a case in point; that's gay-level sentimentality, but in literally the most jock way possible.
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The Philadelphia Flyers - absolute dirtbag bisexual energy. Bonus points for Nolan Patrick's futch lesbian at a backwoods party aesthetic and Travis Konecny's commitment to being the Most at any given time.
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The St Louis Blues - tragically heterosexual. Colton Parayko has good ally vibes tho.
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The Washington Capitals - kinky queer werewolf polycule, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. Ovi and Vrana biting each other?? The howling?? Whip and Oshie's buttslashes?? The CUPCHECKS??? Everyone on this team owns at least one leather harness and a collar for full moon nights on the road.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
Do you know? What you have done? Tonight was the first full moon of 2021 and it was called a wolf moon. And then? THIS.pic.twitter.com/1Ics9GhICO
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Replying to @Never_fLynch
listen, I cannot tell you how much I'd love to take credit for this, but I am very far from the first person to have observed that the washington capitals are Fucking Werewolves
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Replying to @fozmeadows
That’s fair. It has been present for sometime. It just. Culminated this week
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the video of vrana and ovi biting each other lives rent-free in my head
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