The Las Vegas Golden Knights - what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and what happens in Vegas is a whoooole lotta swinging and gay friends with bennies.
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The Nashville Predators - full-on European kinky gay, which is 5% due to Roman Josi's bone structure and 95% due to whatever it is that Pekka Rinne and Juuse Saros have going on.
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The Detroit Red Wings - aggressively kinky bisexuals, up for anything. Dylan Larkin can and will send a "wyd" text at 1am and get Results.
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The New York Rangers - lowkey cosmopolitan gay. Big penthouse, suit kink and martini vibes. Henrik Lundqvist might be on IR but his status as a queer sexual awakening for many remains.
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The New York Islanders - louche flirty dirtbag bisexual vibes. Will eye you up at a party and then blow you in the bathroom.
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The Chicago Blackhawks - straight and rapey until such time as Patrick Kane fucks OFF.
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The Minnesota Wild - straight-passing but actually poly and queer as hell.
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The San Jose Sharks - vocal straight allies who'll wingman for their gay buddies, no problem! Try any slurs and Brent Burns will go full Viking on your ass.
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The Carolina Hurricanes - bisexual with a chip on their shoulder. Routinely forgets the safe and sane parts of safe, sane and consensual because they're trying to prove something, but in, like, a competitive way, not a trauma way, at least thus far.
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AND FINALLY, the Seattle Kraken - still tbd, though the name has very promising monsterfucker vibes.
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THREAD UPDATE: with Laine to the Jackets and Dubois to the Jets, Winnipeg just got thirstier and Columbus just got straighter.
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