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Foz Meadows

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Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.

Irvine, CA
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Joined February 2009

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    1. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      Foz Meadows Retweeted Foz Meadows

      I HAVE BEEN ENABLED, PREPARE FOR A GAY HOCKEY THREADhttps://twitter.com/fozmeadows/status/1352872943617884160 …

      Foz Meadows added,

      Foz Meadows @fozmeadows
      it's gremlin hours in my brain rn who wants a thread on how gay (or not) each nhl team is
      16 replies 61 retweets 231 likes
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    2. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      The Pittsburgh Penguins - gay, but in a very jock 4 jock, masc 4 masc way. Sidney Crosby's ancient sacred jockstrap is a case in point; that's gay-level sentimentality, but in literally the most jock way possible.

      1 reply 2 retweets 77 likes
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    3. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      The Philadelphia Flyers - absolute dirtbag bisexual energy. Bonus points for Nolan Patrick's futch lesbian at a backwoods party aesthetic and Travis Konecny's commitment to being the Most at any given time.

      2 replies 15 retweets 134 likes
      Show this thread
    4. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      The St Louis Blues - tragically heterosexual. Colton Parayko has good ally vibes tho.

      1 reply 0 retweets 40 likes
      Show this thread
    5. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      The Washington Capitals - kinky queer werewolf polycule, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. Ovi and Vrana biting each other?? The howling?? Whip and Oshie's buttslashes?? The CUPCHECKS??? Everyone on this team owns at least one leather harness and a collar for full moon nights on the road.

      2 replies 6 retweets 87 likes
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    6. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      The Buffalo Sabres - depressingly straight. Like, really sad dirtbag straight whiteboys by the traintracks in a 90s eminem music video levels of depressingly straight. I heard Jack Eichel smiled once and ended up on IR for a fortnight.

      2 replies 2 retweets 58 likes
      Show this thread
    7. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      The Vancouver Canucks - metrosexual sun, bicurious moon. Good lads to party with. Quinn Hughes is the guy with the good mellow.

      2 replies 3 retweets 61 likes
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      Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

      The Calgary Flames - straight-passing but intensely closeted, with strong notes of daddy issues and/or kink.

      11:11 PM - 22 Jan 2021
      • 2 Retweets
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      • Megan DeJarnett (ey/they) :) Uncle k8, Public Universal Frenemy 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 Allways millennial jimmy buffett Jenn Shane Matheson 🏳️‍🌈 🏴 🏳️‍⚧️ Sarah Loch Lena
      2 replies 2 retweets 50 likes
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        2. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Winnipeg Jets - straight verging into bicurious, but only because of Adam Lowry; otherwise the straight gremlin vibes that Laine is giving off are dominant.

          1 reply 1 retweet 40 likes
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        3. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Toronto Maple Leafs - playfully bi and ready to try, with absolute LASHINGS of praise kink.

          1 reply 6 retweets 76 likes
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        4. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The LA Kings - currently going through a midlife crisis that may or may not involve a torrid affair with the poolboy, but we're not putting labels on anything.

          1 reply 2 retweets 48 likes
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        5. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Anaheim Ducks - straight and will fight you about it.

          2 replies 2 retweets 42 likes
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        6. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Las Vegas Golden Knights - what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and what happens in Vegas is a whoooole lotta swinging and gay friends with bennies.

          1 reply 1 retweet 42 likes
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        7. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Arizona Coyotes - desert gays and thirsty with it. I mean, what else is there to do in Arizona?

          1 reply 2 retweets 41 likes
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        8. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Edmonton Oilers - gay but in a European arthouse film way where everyone is sad and hot. Connor McDavid's enormous marble house is the kind of metaphor you learn about in movie school, and also Leon Draisaitl is there.

          1 reply 11 retweets 105 likes
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        9. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Tampa Bay Lightning - straight in the way that brojobs in hotel rooms are straight.

          1 reply 2 retweets 47 likes
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        10. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Dallas Stars - happy disaster bisexual vibes, and not just because of Tyler Seguin's everything. Europeans, cowboys, dancing on tables - what's not to love?

          1 reply 14 retweets 102 likes
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        11. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Columbus Blue Jackets - horny on main and willing to explore the Kinsey scale. No teammate, coach or beat reporter is capable of looking at Pierre-Luc Dubois without getting thirsty, and that's just how it is.

          4 replies 3 retweets 53 likes
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        12. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The New Jersey Devils - angrily bisexual and ready to throw hands with the next person who talks about their dry spell.

          1 reply 2 retweets 49 likes
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        13. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Colorado Avalanche - loving disaster gays entranced by the raw beauty of Gabe Landeskog's cheekbones. Though Tyson "No Filter" Barrie is gone, his legacy lives on in the form of Tyson "Smug Twink" Jost.

          2 replies 10 retweets 91 likes
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        14. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Florida Panthers - lowkey bi but chill about it right up until the hit the club, at which point all bets are off.

          1 reply 0 retweets 39 likes
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        15. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Boston Bruins - just a bunch of horny fratboys trying to figure out their sexuality in the absence of Zdeno Chara and the presence of whatever Brad Marchand keeps doing with his tongue.

          1 reply 5 retweets 67 likes
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        16. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Montreal Canadiens - elitist gays with "no fats/no femmes/no Russians" in their Grindr bio.

          1 reply 2 retweets 56 likes
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        17. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Nashville Predators - full-on European kinky gay, which is 5% due to Roman Josi's bone structure and 95% due to whatever it is that Pekka Rinne and Juuse Saros have going on.

          1 reply 9 retweets 101 likes
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        18. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Detroit Red Wings - aggressively kinky bisexuals, up for anything. Dylan Larkin can and will send a "wyd" text at 1am and get Results.

          1 reply 5 retweets 57 likes
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        19. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The New York Rangers - lowkey cosmopolitan gay. Big penthouse, suit kink and martini vibes. Henrik Lundqvist might be on IR but his status as a queer sexual awakening for many remains.

          2 replies 2 retweets 45 likes
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        20. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The New York Islanders - louche flirty dirtbag bisexual vibes. Will eye you up at a party and then blow you in the bathroom.

          1 reply 1 retweet 39 likes
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        21. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Chicago Blackhawks - straight and rapey until such time as Patrick Kane fucks OFF.

          1 reply 1 retweet 62 likes
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        22. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Minnesota Wild - straight-passing but actually poly and queer as hell.

          1 reply 3 retweets 50 likes
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        23. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The San Jose Sharks - vocal straight allies who'll wingman for their gay buddies, no problem! Try any slurs and Brent Burns will go full Viking on your ass.

          4 replies 4 retweets 51 likes
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        24. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          The Carolina Hurricanes - bisexual with a chip on their shoulder. Routinely forgets the safe and sane parts of safe, sane and consensual because they're trying to prove something, but in, like, a competitive way, not a trauma way, at least thus far.

          1 reply 2 retweets 52 likes
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        25. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 22

          AND FINALLY, the Seattle Kraken - still tbd, though the name has very promising monsterfucker vibes.

          6 replies 9 retweets 87 likes
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        26. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 23

          THREAD UPDATE: with Laine to the Jackets and Dubois to the Jets, Winnipeg just got thirstier and Columbus just got straighter.

          4 replies 1 retweet 36 likes
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        27. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows Jan 29

          Foz Meadows Retweeted Foz Meadows

          https://twitter.com/fozmeadows/status/1354285691388063745 …

          Foz Meadows added,

          Foz Meadows @fozmeadows
          COMING BACK TO MY OWN THREAD THREE DAYS LATE WITH STARBUCKS BECAUSE I FORGOT THE OTTAWA SENATORS: heteroflexible with a dash of repression, which is understandable given the whole eugene melnyk thing, but mostly just in need of a hug
          Show this thread
          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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        28. End of conversation

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