YOU INCORRIGIBLE SLUTMUFFIN is it so much to ask for you to go five (5) minutes without raising my blood pressure to unprecedented heights #silkssotmdpic.twitter.com/NmH1blcdKf
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YOU INCORRIGIBLE SLUTMUFFIN is it so much to ask for you to go five (5) minutes without raising my blood pressure to unprecedented heights #silkssotmdpic.twitter.com/NmH1blcdKf
Seen here: Sixth grade embroidered uniform guard Sui Zhou, courtesy name Guangchuan, praying to the heavens for patience (fig. A) and receiving none (fig. B). At least he had the presence of mind to grab something to cover his boner on the way out (fig. C). #silkssotmdpic.twitter.com/iMPC17OtZT
i can't even screencap the argument in the courtyard. it's so much. i'm so tired. when will they just let me rest. #silkssotmd
someone help sui zhou please, and also me while you're at it. death via pushy twink who comes at you from left field with sincere flattery when you least expect it #silkssotmdpic.twitter.com/abhMxO3I7o
the crown prince is such a good kid???? he's bitching about boring lessons, and his teachers are like, "actually, this is important for the defence of the nation," and he's just like, "thank you, i understand," and goes back to practicing, wtf??? #silkssotmd
look at this spring-faced royal dumpling, so excited by this visit from grandma. i want only nice things for him #silkssotmdpic.twitter.com/xAY3TBKkfu
standing there introducing yourself again and again as increasingly important people ask what you are doing at this party your friend brought you to is like. actual nightmare fuel #silkssotmd
this is the greatest day of tang fan's LIFE. he is being rewarded (again!) by the actual emperor for being a Good and Clever Boy with unlimited (!) amounts of food. i'm half convinced this is all going to turn out to be an elaborate wet dream of his. #silkssotmdpic.twitter.com/sHiO2tEug0
Wang Zhi: you absolute mantou-for-brains dumbfuck, do you realise how close you just came to losing your life????? Tang Fan: sounds like someone's JEALOUS because THEY didn't get any CANDY from the EMPERORpic.twitter.com/7750BRRZ8L
well it's good to know that Tang Fan's friends are as deranged and reckless as he is, Doctor Handsome what the actual FUCK #silkssotmd
PEI HUAI IS THE BEST, WE STAN
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