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Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.

Irvine, CA
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Joined February 2009

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    1. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      Ryan Boyd Retweeted ˗ˏˋ ciara ˎˊ˗

      all right i'm gonna tell you a story about my first day working at waldenbooks, which happened to be the same day Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince came outhttps://twitter.com/ciaraturnerart/status/1341654293724635138 …

      Ryan Boyd added,

      ˗ˏˋ ciara ˎˊ˗ @ciaraturnerart
      if you’ve ever worked retail what was ur craziest moment? mine was when i witnessed 2 grown women fist fighting over a bowl at homegoods at 9am
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    2. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      so i show up to waldenbooks to start my first shift ever. i'm excited, i'm stupid, i'm ready to be a bookseller. i show up in jeans and a little button-up shirt. everyone else at this waldenbooks is decked out like thispic.twitter.com/2YEu8yivri

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    3. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      manager's dressed up like rita skeeter. we got a gilderoy lockhart in the mix, and they fucking WENT for it, guy looked like a magical neon pimp. they look at my normcore ass, and my emaciated frame and messy hair and glasses. someone goes "you know who they look like"

      3 replies 1 retweet 80 likes
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    4. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      i'm sitting at a little table at the front of the waldenbooks with my boy gilderoy lockhart, lightning bolt scrawled on my forehead, black robe, the whole bit. suddenly, a tiny child comes up to us with her mom in tow. insistent little look on her face. she's clutching the book.

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    5. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      "she wants you to sign it, harry" the mom says. little kid thrusts the book forward. her eyes are shining with excitement, like when a cat sees something they can't wait to murder. she thinks i'm harry fucking potter. gilderoy lockhart nudges me with his spangly elbow.

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    6. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      i'm panicking. i'm not harry potter! i don't want to lie to a child, especially one who looks like a pixar character! you can go to hell for that. this kid is gonna grow up and realize some fly-by-night waldenbooks dipshit pulled the wool over her eyes. she'll never trust again

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    7. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      "uh," i say, taking the book, and i look at the mom. she does not make a cutthroat motion, but she doesn't have to because her eyes are scalpels and she will murder me if i break this kid's heart. i sign my name on the inside cover. harry potter has shitty handwriting apparently

      2 replies 1 retweet 79 likes
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    8. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020

      kiddo yells "THANK YOU HARRY POTTER" and bounces away like a happy little bird. mom says "thank you" and winks at me. i turn to gilderoy lockhart, who says "nice work, you fuckin' liar" and promptly gags on an earwax-flavored jellybean. anyway i miss waldenbooks

      5 replies 4 retweets 213 likes
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      Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 24 Dec 2020
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      RYAN IM-

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        1. Ryan Boyd‏ @ryandroyd 24 Dec 2020
          Replying to @fozmeadows

          it was harrowing!!!

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