me: oh my god, there’s a new Black Beauty movie?? IM GONNA BE SO WEAK me: [watches the trailer] me: ... me: I am going to find every single person associated with the creation of this travesty and hit them in the face with a copy of anna sewell’s masterpiece until they pass out
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listen. LISTEN. THE ENTIRE POINT OF BLACK BEAUTY IS AN EXPLORATION OF ANIMAL CRUELTY AND CLASS COMMENTARY. THERE ARE POSSIBLY WAYS TO MAKE THAT WORK IN A MODERN SETTING BUT INVOLVING EVERY POSSIBLE 90S HORSE MOVIE TROPE IS NOT AMONG THEM.
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The horse talks? Like Look Who’s Talking with slow motion backlit bouncing hair? Nah, I’m good.pic.twitter.com/teAyC7cMhv
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I’m assuming it’s narration as a nod to the fact that Beauty narrates the book, but like.
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there's ONE brief shot of a horse and carriage. ONE. that is the only similarity coming to mind, other than "the horse is black"
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