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Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.

Irvine, CA
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    1. KJ Charles (needs to get back to work)‏ @kj_charles 12 Nov 2020

      Please enjoy this passage from a famous witch-hunting manual on witches stealing penises.pic.twitter.com/1VWgaerSUY

      "And what, then, is to be thought of those witches who in this way sometimes collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird’s nest, or shut them up in a box, where they move themselves like living members, and eat oats and corn …for a certain man tells that, when he had lost his member, he approached a known witch to ask her to restore it to him. She told the afflicted man to climb a certain tree, and that he might take which he liked out of a nest in which there were several members. And when he tried to take a big one, the witch said: You must not take that one; adding, because it belonged to a parish priest."
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    2. KJ Charles (needs to get back to work)‏ @kj_charles 12 Nov 2020

      (From Malleus Maleficarum, or The Hammer of Witches, 1486, quoted in Magic and Witchcraft in the West by Frances Timbers)

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    3. KJ Charles (needs to get back to work)‏ @kj_charles 12 Nov 2020

      If you now have a mental image of a nest of penises moving around and eating corn and chirrupping like baby birds, welcome to my head.

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    4. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 12 Nov 2020
      Replying to @kj_charles

      I am CRYING a fuckin priest so clearly wrote this like “yeah bro I can’t take the priest’s dick he’s hung af” (also I have a full copy of the malleus maleficarum so I’m gonna look this up) 😂😂😂

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    5. KJ Charles (needs to get back to work)‏ @kj_charles 12 Nov 2020
      Replying to @fozmeadows

      I KNOW. You could unpick this all day. The unsubtle metaphors of the box or nest trapping the penis. The climbing a tree to get it back. The parish priest having the biggest one I am howling

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    6. Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 12 Nov 2020
      Replying to @kj_charles

      the priest who wrote this, channeling self insert fanfic energies 600 years too early bc he’s pissed at this one fuckin protochad who keeps boasting about all the women he bones: Priests Have Big Dicks, Actually

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    7. KJ Charles (needs to get back to work)‏ @kj_charles 12 Nov 2020
      Replying to @fozmeadows

      My Dick's So Big You Aren't Allowed To Touch It. (And My Girlfriend Goes To Another School, You Don't Know Her.)

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      Foz Meadows‏ @fozmeadows 12 Nov 2020
      Replying to @kj_charles

      I read this and my brain immediately came up with I’m Dating God But He Gave Me A Hall Pass

      11:07 PM - 12 Nov 2020
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