Please enjoy this passage from a famous witch-hunting manual on witches stealing penises.pic.twitter.com/1VWgaerSUY
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My Dick's So Big You Aren't Allowed To Touch It. (And My Girlfriend Goes To Another School, You Don't Know Her.)
I read this and my brain immediately came up with I’m Dating God But He Gave Me A Hall Pass
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