Please enjoy this passage from a famous witch-hunting manual on witches stealing penises.pic.twitter.com/1VWgaerSUY
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I KNOW. You could unpick this all day. The unsubtle metaphors of the box or nest trapping the penis. The climbing a tree to get it back. The parish priest having the biggest one I am howling
the priest who wrote this, channeling self insert fanfic energies 600 years too early bc he’s pissed at this one fuckin protochad who keeps boasting about all the women he bones: Priests Have Big Dicks, Actually
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