couldn't be me
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OMG your shirts are so great.
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That second one is BRILLIANT! But also much love to the Nie bros!
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I mean that and masturbating. And Halloween candy.
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Omg those are perfect!

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“Heterosexuality is forbidden in the cloud recesses” I’m SCREECHING


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I *love* that tank top omg
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No, no, I'm doing it at work. The bookstacks are...teetering.
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