Hansel and Gretel, for reasons that I cannot begin to fathom, is now called JESSE AND KAYLEE.pic.twitter.com/xB5no26XT5
Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.
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Hansel and Gretel, for reasons that I cannot begin to fathom, is now called JESSE AND KAYLEE.pic.twitter.com/xB5no26XT5
No situating context, no abandonment in the woods by parents! Just, here is an edible house!pic.twitter.com/jFBwYSirhs
The house is edible, but a regular lady lives there, not a witch! And she’s baking apple pie; because MURIKA.pic.twitter.com/t7N8O7S6op
She’s not even a cannibal! She’s just some weird lady who wants to lock them indoors for some reason.pic.twitter.com/udEQMgy0Dt
Oh. Oh, she wants them to bake. OH THE HORROR.pic.twitter.com/SX92X1PyKn
THEY JUST ASK TO GO GET FLOUR AND SHE LETS THEM GO, THIS MAKES NO SENSE AND I HATE EVERYTHING.pic.twitter.com/7mx6gUP8ZX
OH LOOK, A NICE NEAT MORAL THAT TOTALLY FITS THE “STORY” WE JUST “READ”.pic.twitter.com/piEpRfKAJP
With less impetus than this, we quit school yesterday and launched our own curriculum 



STRENGTH TO YOUR ARM, FRIEND
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