The Florida Virtual Curriculum, which my school is using, has replaced actual fairytales with godawful milquetoast versions that it’s nonetheless saying are fairytales and I am SCREAMING. Come with me on a journey. Here is what they have done to Hansel and Gretel: a thread.
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They should have made the old lady force the kids to learn etiquette, empathy, and kindness, and force them to care about and help others and to read books and BELIEVE IN SCIENCE. That would make it terrifying.
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Oh no no no not Hansel and Gretel! Leave my fairytales alone! This is horrible. What curriculum committee approved THIS?
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Florida, goddammit
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I am genuinely gobsmacked. What age is this for?
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It’s in the second grade curriculum, so 7yos
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I am none of the above, but I would also like to join the screaming.
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*also joins in the screaming*
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I would also like to non-expertly join the screaming, please.
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