The Florida Virtual Curriculum, which my school is using, has replaced actual fairytales with godawful milquetoast versions that it’s nonetheless saying are fairytales and I am SCREAMING. Come with me on a journey. Here is what they have done to Hansel and Gretel: a thread.
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Dear
@catvalente,@seananmcguire and@UrsulaV, please join me in SCREAMING INTO THE VOID at this crime against fairytales.Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I needed to scream about more things.
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"Once upon a time, nothing bad ever happened and decisions were made in a void of consequences. The end."
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'two children stole some food from a woman they had just met. then they went home. the end'
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I'm curious to see what they'd do with The Goose Girl...
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Omg that’s horrible
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And they will HAAAATE reading them, which will encourage more kids to stop reading. ::headdesk::
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