obvs wwx and lwj need to have a
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is sex?? always like this?? is it just because it's lan zhan? is it being tied up or hurt or edged or choked or--
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wwx really doesn't know how he's supposed to go "have sex" with "other people" once lwj moves on
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when they DO talk, lwj is so preoccupied with the idea that he's taken advantage of wwx, while wwx is tripping over himself to apologize for lying about his experience
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but: "can you blame me, lan zhan? LOOK at you, I wasn't going to not take you up on it. you're so-- is getting the vapors a real thing? that's what you do to me. you vaporize me. wait, that's not right"
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wwx: it's okay if you don't want to date me. I get it, okay? I get it. I'm me and you're... you! you're you, and I get it lwj, trying not to hyperventilate: but wei king is wei ying
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*YING gdi autocorrect
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wwx: haha yeah, that's right! that's right, lan zhan. so you see, I get it! lwj: no, wei ying is /wei ying/
wwx: ...lan zhan?
lwj: /wei ying/
wwx: oh?
lwj:
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[the following weekend] wwx: so it TURNS OUT the sex is even better when you admit you're in love! who knew?
jyl: a-xian, that's so sweet! I'm glad you two worked it out!
jc: where the fuck is our server I thought these mimosas were supposed to be bottomless
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thanks for coming along on this self-indulgent sunday journey of procrastination
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this thread has added YEARS TO MY LIFE, bless u
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