Formally begging @JoshBogorad and other hockey commentators to stop using the phrase “all knotted up,” I am BEGGING PLEASE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING
Appreciate the response here, but I think there’s been a misunderstanding. I love the descriptive language; this isn’t a nitpick about definitions! It’s because “knotted up” has a really kinky sex connotation that I’m certain you’re unfamiliar with but which many listeners know.
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Like. Uh. I don’t want to scar you here, but “knotting” is what male dogs/wolves do when they mount, bc they have what is actually called a knot on their dicks, and there is a fairly active kink/fantasy subculture based on What If Humans Had Knots Also.
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So whenever hockey commentators say that the team/game/score is knotted, a certain portion of hockey twitter dies a little on the inside. Love your commentary and Razor’s though!
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