My brain: nobody is interested in this pirate story which contains mostly kissing and arguing and tea and dumplings (and stabbing) Me: brain pls lemme do my job
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Ooooohhhh
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I am very interested in pirates and dumplings also!
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You both have my FULL attention! (I can do that, I contain multitudes)
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Your teeth need dumplings to prevent grinding.
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