tang fan, to mine boss ma: Yes, yes. If we don't punish [the peaceful farming collective], they will become bandits! sui zhou: That's not what you said on the mountain. tang fan: That's because I was in their territory! If we didn't go along, they might kill us! *WINK...WINK*
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tang fan playing blind man's bluff with the crowd of fluttery young women and making absolutely no real effort to grab on to any of them until he can tell the body he's touching is sui zhou is
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tang fan, to sui zhou interrupting blind man's bluff: "Don't ruin our game."pic.twitter.com/r7wNJxNzMN
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Tang Fan, realizing Sui Zhou might not know him quite well enough for this: THINK VERY CAREFULLY!!!!!
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*tang fan whacks sui zhou in the head and calls him stupid for not realizing tang fan was essentially undercover this whole time* sui zhou, stammering: then...then what about those pretty girls????? really, THAT'S what you're stuck on
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tang fan: bee tee dubs, we have to keep this playact up, okay? don't take it personally if I have to offend you later. sui zhou: what do you mean. tang fan: *GREMLIN SMILE*
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aaaand we're back to cheng'er playing on the front porch INSTEAD OF IN THE GIANT SECURE COURTYARD
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tang fan: can't you give duo'erla your soup recipe? sui zhou: grumble grumble living in the lap of luxury with all these women and you're STILL thinking about duo'erla
tang fan: you sound like a jealous woman.
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I love just how panicked the Emperor looks every time someone warns him that the Noble Consort and the Dowager Empress are interacting. also, did the Dowager Empress really say that she's roughly the same age as Noble Consort Wan? Is the Consort older than the Emperor then?
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Both born in the Year of the Dog would mean they're at least 12 years apart. But clearly the Dowager Empress didn't give birth to the Emperor at 12, so either Consort Wan is at least 6+ years older than the Emperor, or the women have a 24-yr gap, and how's that 'close in age'
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I don't think Empress Dowager is actually the Emperor's mother, biologically? She's the consort of the previous empress but not the one who bore him
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