It’s been a week since he fell off the balcony and got hit by a car and he still hasn’t noticedpic.twitter.com/3NSbjgVLie
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It’s been a week since he fell off the balcony and got hit by a car and he still hasn’t noticedpic.twitter.com/3NSbjgVLie
his sum total reaction was "screm until Human collect me" and then switched immediately to purring and demanding food the second he was back inside
Ohhh. I have three of those. This one decided one night to go into the basement, where she was locked all night. Very next night, she slipped out while I was taking out the trash, and I PANICKED, because I could hear her but not find her— until I looked in the alley beside the
house. I thought she’d learnt her lesson, but no: she then decided to skip out AGAIN, and I didn’t notice until I happened to look out my back door THE NEXT MORNING. And she had the audacity to bring back fleas! I finally got some Frontline, and we just ended 24 hours of her
trying to crawl out of her own skin. (She will never get Frontline again.) And has she learnt anything? Anything at all? Ha.pic.twitter.com/0nmMGBxSns
This is the same as BB, whose terrible adventure in the World Outside has not stopped him from trying to slink out the front door every time he sees it opened.
The other two? One will kill me if I go near an open door while holding her. The elderly spinster will demand to take an inspection tour of the porch, and then retire. Eden? She never plans ANYTHING.
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