lwj: yes, I have found him: the most Objectively Terrible Boyfriend. after this, my uncle will think that any boy I bring home for real is perfect by comparison, and all will be well. wwx: *wears a slutty croptop, plays with children* lwj: oh no lwj: I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
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SCREAMING wwx: haha can we tell your uncle we’re adopting this baby? lwj: (can we adopt this baby? NO. ...no? that’s so stupid, i haven’t even researched any preschools) lwj: do what you want. wwx: we’re naming them marx grassfed pride flag
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ok no BUT EVEN BETTER, CONSIDER THIS IS ALREADY SINGLE DAD OF A-YUAN WWX TRYING TO GET EXTRA CASH FOR HIS SON’S BIRTHDAY GIFTS
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You would have ENDLESS cheerleading should you need it.
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LMAO I already did the thing! Not quite like described here but the crop top and the fake dating are there!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24369175/chapters/58771798 …1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
You are GLORIOUS. Thank you! *sneaks off to read it ASAP*
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UH, MY TL HAS BEEN... A LOT? SO THIS IS THE FIRST I'M SEEING IT. FUCK!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO GOOD SO FAR
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I know! I am WORKING! I am literally reading in 35-60 second increments while things are saving.
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