Okay but do you know @fozmeadows
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Replying to @peripateticmeg @fozmeadows
I do follow Foz! Whether we know each other is a question I do not currently feel coherent enough to attempt to answer.
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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @fozmeadows
FAIR. Foz has the best hockey takes.
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Replying to @peripateticmeg @KateEMontgomery and
I am summoned by banging on the Hockey Dumpster! goddamit Bettman STOP TRYING TO MAKE PLAYOFFS HAPPEN
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Replying to @fozmeadows @peripateticmeg and
The Hockey Dumpster! BRB dying laughing. Also FFS BETTMAN STOP. Just sacrifice a pigeon for the Cup this year, I swear, it will survive not being doused in champagne and filled with hot dogs and babies for a single season.
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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @fozmeadows and
Also, because apparently I am still on my bullshit. SERIOUSLY, my dudes, were the mumps not bad enough???? Have you learned NOTHING?
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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @peripateticmeg and
ah yes, the mumps, the mumps that sidney crosby definitely didn’t have, the mumps that were completely manufactured and not at all the cause of his MASSIVE FACE SWELLING at a press conference about how he didn’t have mumps.pic.twitter.com/ppCg6fffo9
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Replying to @fozmeadows @peripateticmeg and
This all happened before I was watching hockey and I have to say I ADORE seeing people talk about it now because there is no shortage of salt and the different fan / pro narratives CRACK ME THE HELL UP. Also, having had the mumps? (mild case, weirdness) NOPE. DO NOT WANT.
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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @peripateticmeg and
oh same, it’s one of those things you learn about and it’s like, listen, I know that crosby is Hockey Jesus and his magnificent ass has its own postal code, but THE MAN HAD THE FUCKING MUMPS, HE WAS VISIBLY ENMUMPED AND YALL JUST LET HIM LIE ABOUT IT OUTRIGHT
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Replying to @fozmeadows @peripateticmeg and
I just like -- the friends who got me INTO hockey are Pens fans and even I find the deification tiresome. Seriously. He's really good at hockey. He's not walking on water any more than the rest of them are, and then only when it's frozen.
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I get why he's such a big deal, but yeah. he's still just a dude!
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Replying to @fozmeadows @peripateticmeg and
He is VERY GOOD AT HOCKEY and he is also human and fallible and a mortal being.
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