I get that Lord Stanley's Cup (and/or ghost!) must be propitiated with blood on the ice or whatever, but seriously, this is SUCH a bad pandemic idea.
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Replying to @peripateticmeg
I mean, I like knife-footed shenanigans just as much as the next person, don't get me wrong (a lot more, honestly, and that's complicated, since the league is a trashfire) but BUDDY NO
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Replying to @peripateticmeg @fozmeadows
I do follow Foz! Whether we know each other is a question I do not currently feel coherent enough to attempt to answer.
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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @fozmeadows
FAIR. Foz has the best hockey takes.
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Replying to @peripateticmeg @KateEMontgomery and
I am summoned by banging on the Hockey Dumpster! goddamit Bettman STOP TRYING TO MAKE PLAYOFFS HAPPEN
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Replying to @fozmeadows @peripateticmeg and
The Hockey Dumpster! BRB dying laughing. Also FFS BETTMAN STOP. Just sacrifice a pigeon for the Cup this year, I swear, it will survive not being doused in champagne and filled with hot dogs and babies for a single season.
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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @peripateticmeg and
someone please ask bettman how the winning team will follow social distancing guidelines while all drinking locker-room champagne out of the same cup they all just manhandled with their sweaty germ hands
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Replying to @fozmeadows @peripateticmeg and
Oh, don't you know, you can't get covid from the CUP. Once you win Lord Stanley's ghost protects you.pic.twitter.com/hySBSap9Uc
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Ah yes, of course! This worked so well during the 1919-1920 season, after all 
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