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TFW you don't drink but your dumbass boyfriend is really making you wish you didpic.twitter.com/Ep7qLqaCj4
Guardian, episode 23: Da Qing makes Shen Wei do a pinky-promise, Dixing continues to be The Literal Worst Place, and Zhao Yunlan gets mad because his cryptic, self-sacrificing boyfriend is being all cryptic and self-sacrificing.
Guardian, episode 24: Zhao Yunlan dramatically attacks his colleagues with a feather duster, and an extremely laboured and very 90s metaphor about The Danger of Vidyagames is made.
Guardian, episode 25: Chu gets dark-magicked into being a huffy femme queen who wants Zhao Yunlan and also possibly Guo to bone him, and I am DYING.
Guardian, episode 26: Da Qing has an unpleasantly close encounter with heterosexuality.
Guardian, episode 27: Lin Jing does some thinking with his trouser-brain, and Zhao Yunlan continues to be frustrated by Shen Wei's secrets.
Guardian, episode 28: Sha Ya’s tragic sapphic backstory is revealed (FIGHT ME) and Zhan Yunlan’s dad is once more a source of annoyance.
Guardian, episode 29: A tragedy is finally revealed in full, and Chu tenderly strokes the nape of Guo’s neck.
Guardian, episode 30: Shen Wei encounters a trap in Dixing, Lin Jing returns to the Seastar labs, the Crow Tribe move against SID, and everyone has a pretty shitty day.
Guardian, episode 31: Zhu Hong has a full-on spiritual meltdown about the fact that Zhao Yunlan loves Shen Wei and not her.
Guardian, episode 32: Shen Wei continues to be chained to a pillar, and Chu and Guo have an argument with absolutely no homoerotic tension whatsoever.
Psst. Did you ever finish these summaries for the last eight episodes? Because... your summaries make my month. LOL.
Lol, I didn’t, sorry! I didn’t want to watch the end 
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