lwj is like the privileged kid who realises “wait he’s right tho??” and is so upset when everyone else is like “but MANNERS” that he goes out and proceeds to use all his trust fund resources to fuck over The Man
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Replying to @fozmeadows @screamlet
modern cultivation AU where LWJ rocks up to a Lan clan event wearing a shirt that says “save a sword, ride a socialist”
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Replying to @fozmeadows @screamlet
(it’s wax’s shirt. lwj is making a Statement. that, or he lost a bet.)
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it was a gift that he seems to wear begrudgingly but inside it’s pure hedonistic glee
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Replying to @screamlet @fozmeadows
“you’ve perceived my shirt and derived meaning from its design and its presence on my body? how boring.”
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you remember that fucking. that personal ad for the guy who'd pretend to come be your terrible boyfriend to piss off your relatives at thanksgiving? what if wei wuxian is lan wangji's terrible fake date to a lan event in a modern cultivation AU so lan qiren will accept he's gay?
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FUCK YES I DO oh that sounds awesome they just met but it’s terrible how they get along like a house on fire. how can this rando motherfucker with a crop top and fancy jacket read lwj so well already???
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lwj: yes, I have found him: the most Objectively Terrible Boyfriend. after this, my uncle will think that any boy I bring home for real is perfect by comparison, and all will be well. wwx: *wears a slutty croptop, plays with children* lwj: oh no lwj: I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
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SCREAMING wwx: haha can we tell your uncle we’re adopting this baby? lwj: (can we adopt this baby? NO. ...no? that’s so stupid, i haven’t even researched any preschools) lwj: do what you want. wwx: we’re naming them marx grassfed pride flag
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ok no BUT EVEN BETTER, CONSIDER THIS IS ALREADY SINGLE DAD OF A-YUAN WWX TRYING TO GET EXTRA CASH FOR HIS SON’S BIRTHDAY GIFTS
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