Guardian, episode 3: In which a cake is sinister, and men are the fucking WORST.
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Guardian, episode 12: Lin Jing and Da Qing have differing reactions to all the gay workplace flirting, Zhao Yunlan admires Shen Wei's shoulders, and xiao-Guo experiments with crossdressing in hostage situations.
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Guardian, episode 13: A wedding goes badly, a cat misbehaves, and Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei have several veiled conversations about The Cloaksona that are ultimately less effective than a single instance of lapel-grabbing and winking.
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Guardian, episode 14: Da Qing talks to some kittens, Chu wears a tank top, and Zhao Yunlan is absolutely mystified that knowing about Shen Wei's cloaksona is yet to result in his getting railed.
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Guardian, episode 15: Zhao Yunlan debuts his new haircut, Zhu Hong laments about her bad taste in men (HE'S GAY, HONG, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT) and Shen Wei tries out a little workplace roleplaying.
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Guardian, episode 16: Noted disaster gay Zhao Yunlan yeets himself into the underworld to avoid an awkward conversation with his dad.
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Guardian, episode 17: Zhao Yunlan's dad is a bag of dicks, and Shen Wei mistakes gay thoughts for brotherhood.
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Guardian, episode 18: Chu wears a tank top again, and considers phasing the b out of his bromance with Guo.
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Guardian, episode 19: Guo and Chu share a very tender near-death experience, and Zhu Hong has a conversation with Shen Wei about Zhao Yunlan.
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Guardian, episode 20: Zhu Jiu has his "cool motive, still murder" backstory moment, and Zhao Yunlan ends up in Shen Wei's arms under less than ideal circumstances.
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Guardian, episode 21: Guo takes Chu home to meet his family, and Shen Wei acts as Zhao Yunlan's seeing-eye boyfriend, despite the fact that Zhao Yunlan's dad disapproves of their relationship.
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Guardian, episode 22: Shen Wei kneels beatifically in the rain, Da Qing does some hypnosis and various plots are revealed.
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TFW you don't drink but your dumbass boyfriend is really making you wish you didpic.twitter.com/Ep7qLqaCj4
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Guardian, episode 23: Da Qing makes Shen Wei do a pinky-promise, Dixing continues to be The Literal Worst Place, and Zhao Yunlan gets mad because his cryptic, self-sacrificing boyfriend is being all cryptic and self-sacrificing.
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Guardian, episode 24: Zhao Yunlan dramatically attacks his colleagues with a feather duster, and an extremely laboured and very 90s metaphor about The Danger of Vidyagames is made.
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Guardian, episode 25: Chu gets dark-magicked into being a huffy femme queen who wants Zhao Yunlan and also possibly Guo to bone him, and I am DYING.
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Guardian, episode 26: Da Qing has an unpleasantly close encounter with heterosexuality.
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Guardian, episode 27: Lin Jing does some thinking with his trouser-brain, and Zhao Yunlan continues to be frustrated by Shen Wei's secrets.
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Guardian, episode 28: Sha Ya’s tragic sapphic backstory is revealed (FIGHT ME) and Zhan Yunlan’s dad is once more a source of annoyance.
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Guardian, episode 29: A tragedy is finally revealed in full, and Chu tenderly strokes the nape of Guo’s neck.
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Guardian, episode 30: Shen Wei encounters a trap in Dixing, Lin Jing returns to the Seastar labs, the Crow Tribe move against SID, and everyone has a pretty shitty day.
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Guardian, episode 31: Zhu Hong has a full-on spiritual meltdown about the fact that Zhao Yunlan loves Shen Wei and not her.
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Guardian, episode 32: Shen Wei continues to be chained to a pillar, and Chu and Guo have an argument with absolutely no homoerotic tension whatsoever.
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