Guardian, episode 1: In which an intern is menaced, some extremely flirtatious eye-contact is had, and a catboy develops an unexpected glasses-and-shirtsleeves kink.
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Guardian, episode 6: Xiao-Guo is exceptionally pure, there's a whole thing with mirrors, and Zhao Yunlan stalks Shen Wei a little (but also gives him a present).
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Guardian, episode 7: Zhao Yunlan hurts his arm while defending Shen Wei, gets flustered when Shen Wei looks after him afterwards, and then gets even more flustered when his colleagues find out. Zhu Hong, meanwhile, has to watch them flirting and is already Sick Of It.
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Guardian, also on episode 7: Terrible CGI monster-buttocks.
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Guardian, episode 8: Zhao Yunlan, a disaster gay who cannot simply speak to his crush like a normal person, buys a bunch of old books and pretends to have already owned them so he can give them to Shen Wei, who is trying to collect old books, which he found out from a POSTER.
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Guardian, also episode 8: Zhao Yunlan collapses and needs looking after, so Shen Wei brings him home, tucks him tenderly into bed, cleans his house, and then stays the night to watch over him and feed him morning porridge.
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Guardian, episode 9: Shen Wei wears Zhao Yunlan's jacket, and the weird emo skulkvillain argues with a bumpy goblin.
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Guardian, episode 10: Wang Zheng gets emotional with an iceblock, and Shen Wei continues Clark Kenting it around his soulmate.
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Guardian, episode 11: xiao-Guo goes to the bathroom, a fish is exploded, and Zhao Yunlan learns about Shen Wei's cloaksona.
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Guardian, episode 12: Lin Jing and Da Qing have differing reactions to all the gay workplace flirting, Zhao Yunlan admires Shen Wei's shoulders, and xiao-Guo experiments with crossdressing in hostage situations.
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Guardian, episode 13: A wedding goes badly, a cat misbehaves, and Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei have several veiled conversations about The Cloaksona that are ultimately less effective than a single instance of lapel-grabbing and winking.
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Guardian, episode 14: Da Qing talks to some kittens, Chu wears a tank top, and Zhao Yunlan is absolutely mystified that knowing about Shen Wei's cloaksona is yet to result in his getting railed.
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Guardian, episode 15: Zhao Yunlan debuts his new haircut, Zhu Hong laments about her bad taste in men (HE'S GAY, HONG, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT) and Shen Wei tries out a little workplace roleplaying.
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Guardian, episode 16: Noted disaster gay Zhao Yunlan yeets himself into the underworld to avoid an awkward conversation with his dad.
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Guardian, episode 17: Zhao Yunlan's dad is a bag of dicks, and Shen Wei mistakes gay thoughts for brotherhood.
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Guardian, episode 18: Chu wears a tank top again, and considers phasing the b out of his bromance with Guo.
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Guardian, episode 19: Guo and Chu share a very tender near-death experience, and Zhu Hong has a conversation with Shen Wei about Zhao Yunlan.
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Guardian, episode 20: Zhu Jiu has his "cool motive, still murder" backstory moment, and Zhao Yunlan ends up in Shen Wei's arms under less than ideal circumstances.
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Guardian, episode 21: Guo takes Chu home to meet his family, and Shen Wei acts as Zhao Yunlan's seeing-eye boyfriend, despite the fact that Zhao Yunlan's dad disapproves of their relationship.
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Guardian, episode 22: Shen Wei kneels beatifically in the rain, Da Qing does some hypnosis and various plots are revealed.
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TFW you don't drink but your dumbass boyfriend is really making you wish you didpic.twitter.com/Ep7qLqaCj4
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Guardian, episode 23: Da Qing makes Shen Wei do a pinky-promise, Dixing continues to be The Literal Worst Place, and Zhao Yunlan gets mad because his cryptic, self-sacrificing boyfriend is being all cryptic and self-sacrificing.
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Guardian, episode 24: Zhao Yunlan dramatically attacks his colleagues with a feather duster, and an extremely laboured and very 90s metaphor about The Danger of Vidyagames is made.
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Guardian, episode 25: Chu gets dark-magicked into being a huffy femme queen who wants Zhao Yunlan and also possibly Guo to bone him, and I am DYING.
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Guardian, episode 26: Da Qing has an unpleasantly close encounter with heterosexuality.
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Guardian, episode 27: Lin Jing does some thinking with his trouser-brain, and Zhao Yunlan continues to be frustrated by Shen Wei's secrets.
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Guardian, episode 28: Sha Ya’s tragic sapphic backstory is revealed (FIGHT ME) and Zhan Yunlan’s dad is once more a source of annoyance.
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Guardian, episode 29: A tragedy is finally revealed in full, and Chu tenderly strokes the nape of Guo’s neck.
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Guardian, episode 30: Shen Wei encounters a trap in Dixing, Lin Jing returns to the Seastar labs, the Crow Tribe move against SID, and everyone has a pretty shitty day.
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Guardian, episode 31: Zhu Hong has a full-on spiritual meltdown about the fact that Zhao Yunlan loves Shen Wei and not her.
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Guardian, episode 32: Shen Wei continues to be chained to a pillar, and Chu and Guo have an argument with absolutely no homoerotic tension whatsoever.
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