a blessed thing happened on my run today
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i passed a big parking lot enclosed by a chain link fence where a dude was working out by himself. but also...a dog. a big floppy lad who wants to RUN
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the gangly fella sees me running and gets that look dogs get where they go all whale-eyed and their souls are jetting out of their bodies, and he fucking BOOKS IT alongside me on the other side of the fence. he has approximately twelve legs and no brain and a lot of feelings
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so i do that stuttery juke you do with dogs and i sprint back-and-forth along the fence for a minute. the Boy is ecstatic and his tongue is lolling out Venom-style. i tire myself out because he is an unstoppable running machine and i can’t compare
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as i’m jogging away, his human yells “THANKS DUDE HE NEEDS IT” and anyway that’s the highlight of my whole week knocked out
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