“behold, I have created a Straight Action Hero!” bitch that’s a whiny gay in a tunic
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Paul was just described as having “lime-toned eyes” and all I can picture is this kid with actual lime wedges instead of eyes
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I’ll say this for Dune: once it gets past all the initial infodumping, weirdness and As You Know, Bob-ing, it’s very readable. But I’m still waiting for the next bit of unexpected WTFery to whap ms across the temples.
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OK. Jessica has been with Leto for 16 years, and was taken to him from school, so assuming she was 15-19 when that happened, she’s now somewhere between 31 and 35.
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WAIT I just remembered (and checked) that the Reverend Mother said Jessica had been her “serving wench” for fourteen years at school. So does that mean Jessica was 14 when Leto bought her, or that she came to the BG school as a kid and THEN spent 14 years there??
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Not gonna lie, a part of me thinks the book could’ve easily started at this chapterpic.twitter.com/HPcLoARCAe
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Like. There’s a few good bits from the earlier chapters that you could chop back in as flashbacks or in a different order, but were I an editor, “His first encounter with the people he was meant to betray left Dr Kynes shaken” would make for a vastly stronger opening.
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This chapter gives us multiple POV, neatly shows Paul as a child of prophecy in an intriguing way without belabouring it, and introduces major significant details in a natural way, all while progressing the plot. This should’ve been first! We didn’t need to see Caladan!
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OK, that’s it for today, but I’ll come back to this thread when I next pick up reading!
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I'm armed with hard seltzer, so you know what that means: IT'S DUNE TIME, BITCHES!
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Cackling at this accidental self-own about Herbert’s female characterspic.twitter.com/i9TayikRBq
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Duke Leto: gotta convince my concubine I suspect her of treason even though I totally don’t and there’s no good reason she couldn’t be in on the pretence! Also Duke Leto: she’d be prettier if she smiledpic.twitter.com/bI40SaNIrY
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I cannot get over the fact that pretty much everyone in this book has more traditionally SFF name - which is to say, a made up name, or at least an unusual one, as per Idaho and Wellington - except for the two protagonists, who are Paul and Jessica. IT'S SO JARRING.
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Paul: I was handling it correctly. Why do they interfere?" Me brain:pic.twitter.com/V09JODKuiL
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Love how Jessica's inner monologue is suddenly 'oh bee tee dubs I'm pregnant and have known for weeks and also it's a girl," like this isn't something that would've reasonably crossed her mind before this point.
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There's such a cool idea at the heart of this book - I get why so many people love it - but Herbert just cannot resist having his characters *constantly* explaining their motives and reasoning to the reader and to each other, and it's frustrating as hell.
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What it makes me think is that Herbert was, whether consciously or not, dismissive of the intelligence of his readers - that he thought he was being So Very Smort about every little thing that he HAD to explain it, or no one would get it, and therefore not KNOW he was Smort.
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super cool that the villain is all, “I was GONNA rape a 15yo boy but I guess my Plans would be spoiled by that”
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sidebar, to everyone replying to this thread with comments to the effect of "just wait until you get to X book in the series!" - bold of you to assume I'm not gonna mindwipe myself after the first one and leave it at that
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luv 2 read a book where the villain is gross and fat and gay and his gross fat gayness is constantly highlighted as a means to emphasise his villainy
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"His mind was a bin without end, catching everything." listen quick question how FUCKING high was herbert when he wrote this book??
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I will bet actual cash-money that this was a thought Herbert had while high and which he found so profound that he just had to include itpic.twitter.com/CGaYD0MqXA
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sign number 987 that this book was written in the mid sixtiespic.twitter.com/NmXqbkNAQT
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