MY TIME HAS COME BEHOLD, A List Of Attractive (And Mostly European) Hockey Players Smiling
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
FIRST UP, we have Gabriel Landeskog (Swedish), captain of the Colorado Avalanche. Here he is holding a baby. He literally looks like this ALL THE TIME, it is DEEPLY unfair. His teammates openly thirst about him in interviews, it's a Whole Thing.pic.twitter.com/Cm0XDAVLGW
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
For goddsakes, the man looks like This in the MIDDLE OF A HOCKEY GAME. WHY. HOW. Questions to which we will likely never have answers, And Yet.pic.twitter.com/Deky6RMVVo
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
For Bonus! content, here is a video of him cooing adorably to his tiny smol baby, Linnea. https://www.instagram.com/p/B72KA75gD0u/
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
NEXT UP, also from the Colorado Avalanche, aka the Avs, we have Tyson Jost, a perfect boy who must be protected at all costs. Here he is, smiling because he's colourblind and about to wear the special glasses that let him see colour in full.pic.twitter.com/jiTHTb6AxQ
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
Whomst gave him the glasses? Why, his then-roommate and BFF, JT Compher, who insisted on being present for this special moment. Here is the video of it, wherein Josty describes JT's hair as being "like fire".https://www.nhl.com/video/avs-360-seeing-colors/c-58746103 …
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
From the New York Rangers, here is Mika Zibanejad (Swedish-Iranian), who also DJs and makes music on the side.pic.twitter.com/YQKPTgQaUm
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
He is an extremely Good and beautiful man, and I love him with my whole heart, and sometimes he wears suits with his hair in a braid.pic.twitter.com/QiI6GJ2LCk
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
In making a list of attractive smiling hockeys, it is mandatory to include my favourite disaster son, Tyler Seguin, who once posed for the ESPN Body Issue looking like... This.pic.twitter.com/ZTeMAfsSJV
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
Moments later in this shoot, he did This, and approximately nobody has ever recovered from it.pic.twitter.com/naQr5q4alH
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Segs is a fuckboy with a heart of gold who has three (3) Labradors. Their names are Marshall (brown), Cash (black) and Gerry (yellow).pic.twitter.com/TxC1C5ePNN
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
Here is some more Classic Seguin Content, just for reasons.pic.twitter.com/ui0Vegqpnr
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