my god, Tinder's new Passport feature. I haven't swiped right so much in my life??? It keeps serving me these European boys who would be otherwise sort of average lookin' except they are GENUINELY SMILING and it's irresistible. american boys, learn this skill plz????
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Replying to @_alexrowland
Alex. Would you like a presentation on smiling hot European hockeys and other hockeys who smile? Because I CAN DO THIS THING
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Replying to @_alexrowland
MY TIME HAS COME BEHOLD, A List Of Attractive (And Mostly European) Hockey Players Smiling
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
FIRST UP, we have Gabriel Landeskog (Swedish), captain of the Colorado Avalanche. Here he is holding a baby. He literally looks like this ALL THE TIME, it is DEEPLY unfair. His teammates openly thirst about him in interviews, it's a Whole Thing.pic.twitter.com/Cm0XDAVLGW
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
For goddsakes, the man looks like This in the MIDDLE OF A HOCKEY GAME. WHY. HOW. Questions to which we will likely never have answers, And Yet.pic.twitter.com/Deky6RMVVo
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
For Bonus! content, here is a video of him cooing adorably to his tiny smol baby, Linnea. https://www.instagram.com/p/B72KA75gD0u/
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Replying to @fozmeadows @_alexrowland
NEXT UP, also from the Colorado Avalanche, aka the Avs, we have Tyson Jost, a perfect boy who must be protected at all costs. Here he is, smiling because he's colourblind and about to wear the special glasses that let him see colour in full.pic.twitter.com/jiTHTb6AxQ
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Replying to @fozmeadows
fOZ I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE ADEQUATELY WARNED ABOUT THIS
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Replying to @_alexrowland @fozmeadows
YOU DIDN'T SAY THIS WAS GOING TO INVOLVE ATTRACTIVE MEN COOING AT BABIES AND STUFF *FOZ*
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LISTEN YOU ASKED FOR HOCKEYS SMILING, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, I AM MERELY THE CONDUIT FOR THEIR BEAUTY
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Replying to @fozmeadows
have you watched The Untamed yet, foz that's all i've got for inflicting beauty back in revenge
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