Ain't no shame that can attach for ordering pizza. Ever.
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Pizza is good.
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Oooo. Trash pizza. Sounds good. And I have beer in the fridge.
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Then accept my kudos. Trash pizza may not cure everything, but it's always wise to try it.
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This is, as the youngsters say, a mood
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I spent most of today in too much pain to get out of bed. It’s my turn to cook. I said, “Fuck it, it’s frozen pizza day.” My mother literally said,”He’s never told you, but your brother secretly hates frozen pizza.” I did not murder her. We are having frozen pizza.
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An IMMENSE display of restraint on your part
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Stress takes a toll on your immune system. Trash pizza helps combat stress. Boom. You’re welcome.
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I’m picturing it being delivered by trash pandas. *so cute*
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