So for now, because my ridiculous snails love to fuck, everyone has to live in a blender.pic.twitter.com/9ViH7TtamR
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So for now, because my ridiculous snails love to fuck, everyone has to live in a blender.pic.twitter.com/9ViH7TtamR
Also to everyone who is asking questions about why a male snail would lay eggs: snails are hermaphroditic, they can produce both sperm and eggs, and they can apparently fuck any which way the wind blows. I use "he" pronouns for the big snail because he is a Rude Bastard Man.
Snail update for the interested: he is trying to get into the filter AGAINpic.twitter.com/iRehz6ksMf
Welp. The new aquarium arrived even sooner than I anticipated! It's all set up and the water is settling for a few days before any fish, shrimp, or snails go in there. But... I may have made a mistake.
See, the last fishtank was just a huge cylindrical vase that I took a fancy to, and all my aquarium equipment I own is kind of right for that setup. And the fish were happy enough in it, and I liked how it looked. So I tried to order another one.
And the website was like "pick your size of big cylindrical vase!" and I thought I was much better at estimating than I, in fact, am,, so anyway it's here and it's big enough that you could fit a liquefied toddler in there
A veritable snailfucking paradise is on the horizon for you crazy kidspic.twitter.com/L8NMVo9rlL
maybe if they make more eggs you could do some culinary experiments with snaviar (snail caviar)
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