palps saying 'daddy horny' just sprang into my head like a skinless monster dog wandering into the headlights on a deserted stretch of 3 am highwayhttps://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1235392139619692545 …
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Replying to @BBolander
listen this is terrible but I need you to understand that I initially thought this tweet was about hockey players because there’s one whose nickname is daddy and another whose nickname is horny (I am NOT making this up) and I was like “what did Demers and Hornqvist do NOW?”
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Replying to @fozmeadows @BBolander
Oh god. You’re not the only one who saw that through hockey goggles fwiw.


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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @BBolander
hockey really is just Like That [stares pointedly at juuse saros and pekka rinne]
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Replying to @fozmeadows @BBolander
I came to hockey fairly recently and so I watch it now through the paired lenses of “what the HELL is wrong with this sport” and “oh hey, Marchy’s licking another dude, that’s a two minute minor at least!” And great enjoyment of obvious skill and knife feet.
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Replying to @KateEMontgomery @BBolander
lol, I’ve been here for a few years now and somehow the caps pregame rituals just keep getting more and more homoerotic
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Replying to @fozmeadows @BBolander
It’s really amazing how simultaneously and seamlessly hockey blends deep seated homophobia and really blatant homoeroticism.
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My reaction has been to work on writing a queer hockey romance novel. It’s basically fantasy, seeing as it presumes professional hockey being lgbtqia friendly. ;)
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