I slipped on one of those spinning turntable things they have in playgrounds and gashed my underarm. Still have a crease.
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Fell off my bike and skinned my knee. Scar still therepic.twitter.com/dltDUXYEa1
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Thoracic surgery. I used to tell people it was a shark attack, until late 1977 when I blamed it on a lightsaber wound. ("I was just walking down a corridor when this guy dressed all in black came up to me saying, "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan...")
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Tried to hop a Paris metro ticket gate while holding a baguette under one arm.
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Was trying to "jump rope" with a too-short piece of rubber hose, gashed my knee open on a broken sidewalk
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