I’m watching 1998’s Godzilla because my brain is mush. Pray for me.
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Cut to: Matthew Broderick driving to Chernobyl, because of course.
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Matthew’s earthworm collection project is suddenly interrupted by the army, who are reassigning him because... they can do that, I guess?
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Apparently the best way to make a traumatised fisherman speak is to wave a lighter flame in front of him.
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