"want a cookie lil girl?" larry randomly growls to his wife, as grown men who aren't total fuckmuppets often do
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watching this film is like what having a stroke feels like, I bet
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uniformed nurse watching a flower unfold on VHS in a patient's room, as you do
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I feel like I'm watching the very specific fantasy of a person I don't want to meet
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why is... why are the cenobites not just cenobiting already? why the protracted bullshit? they are literally HERE, you're telling me these kinky bitches can cross dimensions but can't hear frank showboating from two rooms away??
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I hate everything that this movie is and chooses to be, with the sole exception of julia and kirsty's outfits
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so kirsty just does, like, the button-mash equivalent on the haunted rubik's cube to make the cenobites fuck off? what kind of deus ex nonsense??
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oh yeah, random fucking helldragon skeleton to close this nonsense out, what the goddamn FUCK
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noah fence to the sainted clive barker, it's not like he sat me down and made me watch his movie, but I still kind wanna punch him in the throat right now regardless
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