lord have fuckin mercy, there's HOW much runtime left of this movie??
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man, remember 80s petstores in britain, when you could just randomly walk in and buy a fucking boa or a monkey right next to the tramp shoving handfuls of stolen crickets into his bearded maw?
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I'm assuming the novella is more nuanced, but julia's "motivations" are making me want to staple this gif to the inside of clive barker's eyelidspic.twitter.com/0c6CCx83gE
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the point at which julia is begging "no please, I can't bear it" while larry is trying to sex her up and doesn't stop immediately is the point at which he deserves frank's knife
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"you love her, so there must be something worth loving" "I wish it were that simple" W H A T
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I'm over halfway through and the og hellraiser is basically a trite marital drama with random gore
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watching this film is like what having a stroke feels like, I bet
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uniformed nurse watching a flower unfold on VHS in a patient's room, as you do
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I feel like I'm watching the very specific fantasy of a person I don't want to meet
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why is... why are the cenobites not just cenobiting already? why the protracted bullshit? they are literally HERE, you're telling me these kinky bitches can cross dimensions but can't hear frank showboating from two rooms away??
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I hate everything that this movie is and chooses to be, with the sole exception of julia and kirsty's outfits
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so kirsty just does, like, the button-mash equivalent on the haunted rubik's cube to make the cenobites fuck off? what kind of deus ex nonsense??
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oh yeah, random fucking helldragon skeleton to close this nonsense out, what the goddamn FUCK
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noah fence to the sainted clive barker, it's not like he sat me down and made me watch his movie, but I still kind wanna punch him in the throat right now regardless
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