Just started watching Hellraiser for the first time and I demand to know why the dude at the start looks eerily like @tseguinofficialpic.twitter.com/CfJyy9gaRd
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this juicy skellington emerging from the floor is reminding me of nothing so much as that peter gabriel music video for digging in the dirt
WHOMST is this fuckboy trying to impress the daughter by PRETENDING to EAT a CIGARETTE?? at DINNER??? the eighties really were a Time, huh
"Does it still huuurt?" chirps a dinner guest. "Only when I drink," quips Larry, a man with the personality of damn cardboard.
househeart under the floorboards: *thump-thump* 80s heels: *click-click* house rats: *squeak squeak* my brain, unhelpfully: POP SIX SQUISH UH-UH CICERO LIPSHITZ
what is. what is happening right now, in this film I am watching.
so is julia just like. contemplating feeding her husband's blood to the creepy moist skellyboi version of frank - somehow still Undiscovered Upstairs in the Janky Attic - because he gave her that good dick one time??
suddenly feathers?? coffin?? flashback?? bleedy feathercorpse memory?? what is even HAPPENING
lord have fuckin mercy, there's HOW much runtime left of this movie??
oh, so like. Juicy Frank is out of his attic now? just creeping on the landing??
this outfit, and this outfit ALONE, justifies my continued watchingpic.twitter.com/G1osEFVYqp
clive barker set this scene to queen bee by streisand you COWARD challenge
honestly every man in this film so far deserves death and that's tea
this scene should have a saucy version of queen bee playing in the background
OH YEAH PUT YOUR FUCKIN SHOULDERPAD JACKET OVER THE CORPSE JULIA THAT'LL HIDE IT
"want a cookie lil girl?" larry randomly growls to his wife, as grown men who aren't total fuckmuppets often do
I feel like watching Hellraiser is my cosmic punishment for being too sarcastic
man, remember 80s petstores in britain, when you could just randomly walk in and buy a fucking boa or a monkey right next to the tramp shoving handfuls of stolen crickets into his bearded maw?
I'm assuming the novella is more nuanced, but julia's "motivations" are making me want to staple this gif to the inside of clive barker's eyelidspic.twitter.com/0c6CCx83gE
the point at which julia is begging "no please, I can't bear it" while larry is trying to sex her up and doesn't stop immediately is the point at which he deserves frank's knife
"you love her, so there must be something worth loving" "I wish it were that simple" W H A T
I'm over halfway through and the og hellraiser is basically a trite marital drama with random gore
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