Well, he didn’t last long
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Suddenly a lady with THE most tremendously 80s hair/earrings combo
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Ah yes, le Chateaux Cockroach, perfect for rebuilding the family!
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Oh yeah, Wife was skeptical at first, but THEN she saw the janky porn photo collection and couldn’t say no!
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Julia walking into this darkened room to soft piano like she's about to belt out a soulful Broadway number
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In Which Illicit Fucking Is Thematically Contrasted With Shoving A Mattress Up A Flight Of Stairs: An Undergraduate Essay By Ross Geller
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this juicy skellington emerging from the floor is reminding me of nothing so much as that peter gabriel music video for digging in the dirt
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WHOMST is this fuckboy trying to impress the daughter by PRETENDING to EAT a CIGARETTE?? at DINNER??? the eighties really were a Time, huh
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"Does it still huuurt?" chirps a dinner guest. "Only when I drink," quips Larry, a man with the personality of damn cardboard.
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househeart under the floorboards: *thump-thump* 80s heels: *click-click* house rats: *squeak squeak* my brain, unhelpfully: POP SIX SQUISH UH-UH CICERO LIPSHITZ
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what is. what is happening right now, in this film I am watching.
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so is julia just like. contemplating feeding her husband's blood to the creepy moist skellyboi version of frank - somehow still Undiscovered Upstairs in the Janky Attic - because he gave her that good dick one time??
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suddenly feathers?? coffin?? flashback?? bleedy feathercorpse memory?? what is even HAPPENING
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lord have fuckin mercy, there's HOW much runtime left of this movie??
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oh, so like. Juicy Frank is out of his attic now? just creeping on the landing??
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this outfit, and this outfit ALONE, justifies my continued watchingpic.twitter.com/G1osEFVYqp
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clive barker set this scene to queen bee by streisand you COWARD challenge
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honestly every man in this film so far deserves death and that's tea
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this scene should have a saucy version of queen bee playing in the background
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OH YEAH PUT YOUR FUCKIN SHOULDERPAD JACKET OVER THE CORPSE JULIA THAT'LL HIDE IT
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"want a cookie lil girl?" larry randomly growls to his wife, as grown men who aren't total fuckmuppets often do
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I feel like watching Hellraiser is my cosmic punishment for being too sarcastic
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